15.Assholes

Everybody grew up and turned into assholes
You don't have to show up giving me hassles
You just keep on walking, never looking over at me

Everybody woke up to some new disaster
Wearing all the makeup and playing the bastard
Call me up to go out
But you just make it so hard to breathe

Is this what you call free?
Is this why you keep bothering me?

Pass another cream ale and give me a haircut
If you want me to smile then fire me you fuck
I don't feel like waiting
Waiting here to catch a disease
(No don't catch it, no don't catch it)

Come a little closer and sing me a love song
I will be the bad guy and you will be damn wrong
I just wanna stay up and watch you fall asleep under me

Is this what you call free?
Is this why you keep bothering me?
(Hey, hey, hey)

Everybody grew up and gave you the finger
Every high school sweetheart married a swinger
Come on keep on knocking
But you know she's the lock and the key

Is this what you call free?
Is this why you keep bothering me?